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Friday, March 26, 2010

The Breast Implant Release Agreement by Blunt Guy, Esq.

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BREAST IMPLANT RELEASE AGREEMENT

"BE IT KNOWN, that __________, (hereinafter referred to as "Releasor"),
for and in consideration of the sum of BREAST IMPLANTS ($ __________) Dollars,
and other valuable consideration received from or on behalf of
__________, (hereinafter referred to as "Releasee"), the receipt of which
is hereby acknowledged, will hereby remise, release the breast implants back to the original
purchaser, the Releasee, of and from all manner of actions,
causes of action, suits, debts, covenants, contracts, controversies,
agreements, promises, claims and demands whatsoever, which said Releasor
ever had, now has, or which any personal representative, successor, heir or
assign of said Releasor, hereafter can, shall or may have, against said
Releasee, by reason of any matter, cause or thing whatsoever, from the
beginning of time to the date of this instrument."

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the said Releasor has agreed set hand and release the breast implant upon divorce this _____day of __________, 20___

Signed, sealed and delivered in the presence of: "RELEASOR" __________

STATE OF __________ COUNTY OF __________

Blunt Guy, Esq.
100 Rembrandt Square
Amsterdam, Netherlands
+31(0)20-2018800

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